Dear random person using the cash machine in front of me,
How interesting. I didn’t know you could apply for a home mortgage through an ATM machine. It must be a great property. I mean, for you to be willing to take so much time out of your day…and mine…to go through what seem to be an endless number of steps, requiring multiple printing of receipts, and with having to take your card out, and put it back in again so many times; while the line of people behind you just grows longer and longer. I really hope you get the house of your dreams.
Because If that is not what you are doing, if it is actually just that you do not know how to operate an ATM machine, and you are so dismissive of other people’s time; well that would kind of make you an asshole, wouldn’t it? I am sure that can’t possibly be the case. I mean, I could literally complete my transaction in the time you are taking to stare vacantly at the screen before venturing to press a single button. There must be a lot on the line for you.
Enjoy your dream home.