I’m using a new app that allows you to keep messaging and updating social media platforms while unconscious.
In fact…
I’m asleep right now.
Because they discovered sleep was the last area of life left where people were disconnected
Guess what the updated version will allow you to do…?
You’ll be able to manage a regular social media output.. Twitter and facebook and instagram snap chat and others…as well as carry on lively chats with friends… While dead
Just because your physical presence has to end… Your social media presence doesn’t
It’s PERFECT for people who, you know, die
That’s a big market!
This amazing app works on algorithms that can predict what you would probably say and can digitally create images of breakfasts you would have been likely to photograph, as well as pictures of Starbucks cups.